Rise and shine, sleepyhead! The sun is beaming, and… wait, what’s this? Looks like something else woke up before you did. Yes, that’s right – your “antenna” is still tuned into last night’s channel. The technical term is “Morning Wood”. But let’s be real – it’s more like “Morning Challenge”, especially when your bladder’s about to burst. Time for a pee-pee mission, but how do you do it with this uncooperative situation?
Fear not! It’s time to team up with your trusty sidekick down below and learn the art of peeing with Morning Wood. We’ve got a lineup of tried-and-true positions, clinically tested* to ensure you hit the target every time. (*Disclaimer: “clinically tested” means we asked some friends and they gave it a shot.) Forgetful? No worries! Why not turn this guide into a fun bathroom poster? Stick it above the toilet and enjoy a new peeing adventure every day!
